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Musings on Distractions
- Musings on Distractions
- Me: Lets get some exercise! You wanna go for a WALK?
- Jack the dog: JUMP! PANT! CIRCLES!
- Me: Okay, lets go to the right.
- Jack the dog: I smell something to the left.
- Me: heel!
- Jack the dog: Sniff...what's that? I smell something else...this way?
- Me: Heel! Slow down!
- Jack the dog: Oh no... I'm almost there...must run...Wait no...something else is over here. What's this? I am on the scent now?
- Me: What's so hard about walking in a straight line?
- Jack the dog: Wow, that smells, good...ew, it tastes bad?
- Me: Oooh! Look at that croissant in the window??!? Shoes? Maybe I'll just try some on.
- Me: SIGH. Maybe I'm not so different than a dog afterall?
